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Smellbows
03:26
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Suppose your nose was where your elbows goes
Would you call them smellbows?
Would you call them smellbows?
Suppose your nose was where your elbows goes
Would you call them smellbows?
Would you call them smellbows?
Put a little nose grease
Into your elbow crease
Watch it where you’re swingin 'em (Watch it where you're swingin 'em!)
If you got to sneeze
Sneezin' is the real thing
When you’re blowing out both sides
All your friends will wipe their face
And say ‘Man, he’s such a talented guy’
They come from north and south to high and lows
From Maine to Monticello
To tell you about my smellbows
And even Mr Edgar Allen Poes
Is Raven about my smellbows
Those blingin', swingin' fellows
Smellbows---
Smellbows---
Smellbows---
BREAK
Smell it to the left, and smell it to the right
Smell it to the left, and keep it out of sight
Look ma! I got the smellbows--- Oh NO!
Smellbows, etc
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2. |
Cupcake Tuesday
03:04
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Hey hey hey
Cupcake Tuesday
Hey hey hey
Gonna have a good time
A good time
Hey hey hey
Cupcake Tuesday
Hey hey hey
It’s gonna be delicious
Delicious
Hey hey hey
Cupcake Tuesday
Hey hey hey
We're gonna have a good time
A good time
Hey hey hey
Cupcake Tuesday
Hey hey hey
But you gotta be nutritious
Nutricious
But you got to eat your veggies first
Yes you got to eat your veggies first
Cuz sweets on empty stomachs are the worst
So you got to eat your veggies first
Come to Cupcake Tuesday
Baby that’s the place to be
If you buy one cupcake
You’re gonna get the second free
Mama likes red velvet
Daddy likes gluten free
Come on everybody now
To Cupcake Tuesday with me
Chocolate!
Vanilla!
Rainbow Sprinkles!
Hey hey hey
Cupcake Tuesday
Hey hey hey
We're gonna have a good time
A good time
Hey hey hey
Cupcake Tuesday
Hey hey hey
But you gotta be nutritious
Nutricious
But you got to eat your veggies first
Yes you got to eat your veggies first
Cuz sweets on empty stomachs are the worst
So you got to eat your veggies first
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3. |
Walk Walk
03:21
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Everybody feels so bad sometimes
Whatcha gonna do? (Whatcha gonna do?)
Everybody feels so sad sometimes
Whatcha gonna do? (Whatcha gonna do?)
When you’re feeling wicked bad and you wish that
You could disappear under your Phillies hat
And you wanna scream out and you wanna shout
Here’s a little something you should think about
Everybody feels so bad sometimes
Whatcha gonna do? (Whatcha gonna do?)
Everybody feels so mad sometimes
Whatcha gonna do? (Whatcha gonna do?)
When ya gettin pushed around on the playground
By some bully shoving people off the merry go round
Just pick yourself up, don’t push back
Take a walk around the block to get your mind on track
I’m gonna walk (walk)
Up and down the block
I’m gonna sing (sing)
Until I feel alright
I’m gonna take a deep breath and start all over again
So I can do my thing
I’m gonna walk (walk walk)
Up and down the block
I’m gonna sing (sing)
Until I feel alright
I’m gonna shake an etch-a-sketch and start all over again
But first I’ll count to ten:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!
Gotta be a way to reset your day
But what can you do?
Take a little time to release your mind and
Stop feelin’ blue
What can you do?
I’m gonna walk (walk)
Up and down the block
I’m gonna sing (sing)
Until I feel alright
I’m gonna take a deep breath and start all over again
So I can do my thing
I’m gonna walk (walk walk)
Up and down the block
I’m gonna sing (sing)
And do the shing-a-ling
I’m gonna shake an etch-a-sketch and put it back on the shelf
But first I’ll count to twleve:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12
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4. |
Gigi's Whiskers
02:27
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Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Gigi’s making cookies
She gon’ think about those whiskers
And you’ll never get no cookies
And that’s why
Don’t you laugh at Pap Pap’s tooties
Don’t you laugh at Pap Pap’s tooties
Don’t you laugh at Pap Pap’s tooties
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Pap Pap’s making pancakes
He’s gon’ think about those tooties
And you’ll never get no pancakes
And that’s why
Don’t you try on Mommy’s undies
Don’t you try on Mommy’s undies
Don’t you try on Mommy’s undies
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Mommy’s making muffins
She gon’ think about those undies
And you’ll never get no muffins
And that’s why
Don’t you rag on Daddy’s outfits
Don’t you rag on Daddy’s outfits
Don’t you rag on Daddy’s outfits
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Daddy’s making donuts
He’s gon’ think about those outfits
And you’ll never get no donuts
And that’s why
Don’t you run from Auntie’s kissins
Don’t you run from Auntie’s kissins
Don’t you run from Auntie’s kissins
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Auntie’s making oysters
She gon’ think about those kissins
And you’ll never get no oysters
And that’s why
Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Gigi’s making cookies
She gon’ think about those whiskers
And you’ll never get no cookies
And that’s why
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Felt a little funny
When I woke up in the afternoon
I felt a little stung under my tongue
I checked the mirror in the bathroom
Now I don’t wanna give out
Too much information
I started to experience
Minor inflammation
Went to the internets
And entered all my symptoms
It told me my condition
As soon as I list em
Its called
Plica Fimbriata, I’m a dragon baby
Plica Fimbriata… (x2)
Went to see the doctor
To find out what I had in store
He said ‘Open up’ – and I said ‘What’
He said ‘Good Gosh’- I have never seen this before
I said ‘Doctor sock it to me!’
Give me my prognosis
He said ‘Johnny me tell ya,
This ain’t no halitosis
You got some scaly bizness
Not actin like it s’pose to
I said ‘Stop it cuz your givin me
Wicked bad psychosis
It's called Plica Fimbriata
I’m a dragon baby
Plica Fimbriata - I can't turn it off
It's called Plica Fimbriata
I’m a dragon baby
Plica Fimbriata
I’m a dragon baby, youre a dragon baby
Plica Fimbriata
And I don’t know why
Plica Fimbriata
Momma said baby
Don’t you misbehave
Or I’m gonna send you
To your dragon cave
Moved out of the city
Found a timeshare in the Poconos
Some say it’s a pity
Others say ‘That’s how it goes’
Now I’m breathin' fire
From my mountain layer
I wear dragon attire
I just met the mayor
Cuz I can fly much higher
Don’t send no dragon slayer
Just give me some me some papaya
I like it as a snack
It's called Plica Fimbriata
I’m a dragon baby
Plica Fimbriata - I can't turn it off
It's called Plica Fimbriata
I’m a dragon baby
Plica Fimbriata
I’m a dragon baby, youre a dragon baby
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6. |
Collaboration Station
04:04
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I've got an idea, you got one too
With our imaginations
There ain't nothin' that we can't do
Collaboration station
I just have to say yes to you
And add my own creation
We can make something brand new
Collaboration station
If you start to listen
The piece that you've been missin
Could fall right in to place at the start
If I were to paint with you
And you should draw the ocean
I could paint the sky so blue
It's a magic potion
We'll serve it up together
Our time could be a tether
That opens up our point of view
We all have things that we can do
We all have limitations
[Together] Together we can make it thru
Collaboration station
If you start to listen
The peace that you've been missin
Could fall right in to place at the start
Collaboration station, Collaboration station
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7. |
Brush Your Teeth
02:31
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BRUSH YOUR TEETH
Nobody wants to brush their teeth
But everybody’s got to brush their teeth (x2)
If you really wanna get make your teeth shine
Brush 'em in the morning, noon and nighttime
If you really wanna get your teeth shine
Man you gotta brush em—
Nobody wants to brush their teeth
But everybody’s got to brush their teeth (x2)
Put some tooth paste on your brush now
Just a little bit not, too much now
Don’t worry bout a thing, we're gonna show you how
It’ll only take a minute—
Here we go!
Brush up and down
Push the paste around
Making tiny circles
With your brush- now
Move to the SIDES
That’s where plaque hides
And little bits of food
Like a French fry
Move to the BACK
It’s a brush attack
Get em wicked clean
Baby don’t slack
Move to the TONGUE
Now you're almost done
Don’t forget the gums
Wasn’t that fun?
Swish it around and
Spit it out
Your teeth are clean now
There’s no doubt (x2)
Now you're brushin'
Don't be Russian
Until your Finnish
Now repeat!
BRUSH SECTION
Nobody wants to brush their teeth
But everybody’s got to brush their teeth
Now I know how to brush my teeth
Boy I sure love to brush my teeth
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8. |
Be the Love
04:21
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Every sister brother
We got to love each other
Everybody wants to be loved
We all got joy and sorrow
And hope for bright tomorrow
Everybody wants to be loved
Cuz we are all one people
My brother is my equal
Everybody wants to be loved
So no matter what your color
Lets take care of each other
Everybody wants to be loved
You you you you you you
You have the power to change the world
You can be the love (Be the love)
Every boy and every girl
Today my deepest wish is
For no more walls, just bridges
Everybody wants to be loved
Let’s send some sweet emotion
To friends across the ocean
Everybody wants to be loved
You you you you you you
You have the power to change the world
You can be the love (Be the love)
Every boy and every girl
You you you you you you
You can move the mountains with your song
You can be the love
And the world will sing along
You you you you you you
You have the power in the palm of your hand
You can be the love (Be the love)
and start a rock n' roll band
You you you you you you
You can move the mountains with your song
You can be the love (Be the love)
And the world will sing along
Everybody wants to be loved (Repeat til end)
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