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Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Gigi’s making cookies
She gon’ think about those whiskers
And you’ll never get no cookies
And that’s why

Don’t you laugh at Pap Pap’s tooties
Don’t you laugh at Pap Pap’s tooties
Don’t you laugh at Pap Pap’s tooties
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Pap Pap’s making pancakes
He’s gon’ think about those tooties
And you’ll never get no pancakes
And that’s why

Don’t you try on Mommy’s undies
Don’t you try on Mommy’s undies
Don’t you try on Mommy’s undies
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Mommy’s making muffins
She gon’ think about those undies
And you’ll never get no muffins
And that’s why

Don’t you rag on Daddy’s outfits
Don’t you rag on Daddy’s outfits
Don’t you rag on Daddy’s outfits
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Daddy’s making donuts
He’s gon’ think about those outfits
And you’ll never get no donuts
And that’s why

Don’t you run from Auntie’s kissins
Don’t you run from Auntie’s kissins
Don’t you run from Auntie’s kissins
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Auntie’s making oysters
She gon’ think about those kissins
And you’ll never get no oysters
And that’s why

Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Don’t you tug on Gigi’s Whiskers
Bye and Bye
Cuz when Gigi’s making cookies
She gon’ think about those whiskers
And you’ll never get no cookies
And that’s why

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from It's the Johnny Shortcake Show!, released January 25, 2018

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Johnny Shortcake Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Seriously silly soul music for kids and their grownups! Johnny Shortcake is the kid centric alter ego of Philly funk artist Johnny Showcase

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