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lyrics

Suppose your nose was where your elbows goes
Would you call them smellbows?
Would you call them smellbows?
Suppose your nose was where your elbows goes
Would you call them smellbows?
Would you call them smellbows?

Put a little nose grease
Into your elbow crease
Watch it where you’re swingin 'em (Watch it where you're swingin 'em!)
If you got to sneeze
Sneezin' is the real thing
When you’re blowing out both sides
All your friends will wipe their face
And say ‘Man, he’s such a talented guy’

They come from north and south to high and lows
From Maine to Monticello
To tell you about my smellbows
And even Mr Edgar Allen Poes
Is Raven about my smellbows
Those blingin', swingin' fellows
Smellbows---
Smellbows---
Smellbows---

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Smell it to the left, and smell it to the right
Smell it to the left, and keep it out of sight

Look ma! I got the smellbows--- Oh NO!

Smellbows, etc

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from It's the Johnny Shortcake Show!, released January 25, 2018

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Johnny Shortcake Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Seriously silly soul music for kids and their grownups! Johnny Shortcake is the kid centric alter ego of Philly funk artist Johnny Showcase

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